I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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