- Anti Joke

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Nero, sure you are okay?