- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Boner

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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