What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Pickles are powerful

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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