- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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