David Cameron

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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[Insert anti-joke here]

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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