- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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