What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Why are white people white? I don't know

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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