- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

your mama so old, shes dead.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

A woman walks into a bar.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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