why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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