knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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