- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Pickles are powerful

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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