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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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