- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

I don't get it

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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