What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Communism hehe xd

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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