- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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