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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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womens rights.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

XD Jackass.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

A house comes around the corner.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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