What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So these two girls have a cup .

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Justin beiber..

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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