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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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