What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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