Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

roses are red violets are blue they really are

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

AIDS

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