2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

I have cancer. And you're next.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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