Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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