- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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