- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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