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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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