- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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