- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

What fires shots? A gun

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

knock knock whos there? nobody

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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