- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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