Detroit has a low crime rate

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Do the roar!

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Anti Joke

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