- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Where's my baby??

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

girls basketball

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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