Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Justin Beiber

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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