What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Roses are red.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Caramel Boing.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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