Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Diarrhea

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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