Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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