- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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