- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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