What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

You know whats better than 24? 25

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

so today i took a poop. hehe

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

HEY!

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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