- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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