- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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