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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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