A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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denisssssssssssssss

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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