What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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