What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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