Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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hey hey apple

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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