Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

deez nuts

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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