How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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