Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

No your aunties a joke

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Anti Joke

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