- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Blacks

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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