Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

thumb_up thumb_down -14

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

thumb_up thumb_down -14

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

thumb_up thumb_down -14

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops