Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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