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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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