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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

I C U P White stuff

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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