- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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