- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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