- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!