- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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