Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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