Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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