- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Your're racist.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

ask me if i am a tree. no.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

someone called someone else a frog

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alchohol.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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