- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What is life? Paul.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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