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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Sloths

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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