Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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