What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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Your mom went to college

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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