An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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