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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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