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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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