- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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