Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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