- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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