Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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taking out the trash... at night

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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So a seal walks into a club.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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