- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

angelo snyder is not ga

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Title IX

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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