- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

There once was this guy and he fell down

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Yo Momma So Fat!

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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