- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What happened to my sunglasses?

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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