- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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