- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

roses are black violets are black i am blind

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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