Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

how do you win a game try your best

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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