Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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Your adopted

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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