Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Immigration Laws

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Justin beiber..

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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