why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Knock Knock.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Obama

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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