- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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