Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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