- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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