- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

My Butthole.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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