Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Yo Momma So Fat!

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Anti Joke

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