- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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