- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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