Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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