Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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I don't get it

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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