In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

thumb_up thumb_down -2

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops