Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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