Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Detroit has a low crime rate

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Do the roar!

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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