What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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this website is a bad joke

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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