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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

God is real.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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