- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

call me maybe.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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