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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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