What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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