a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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