A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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