- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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