roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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