- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

i am writing this because i felt like it.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Knock knock. Who's there?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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