A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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