Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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