Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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