A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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