why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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penis. nuff said.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Anti Joke

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