- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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