Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Donald Trump

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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