- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Robin get in the batmobile!

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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