Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Anti Joke

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