Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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