what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

I have a really funny joke.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A house comes around the corner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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