- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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