I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Allah walked into AK Bar

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

time to spruce up!

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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