A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Knock Knock.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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