A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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