knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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