- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

womens rights

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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