- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

hola said the chinese man

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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