- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

. . I am a whale

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