Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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