Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

I will create more jobs for americans

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

David Cameron

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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