Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Your big dick.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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