- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Happy Monday!

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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