A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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