What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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