Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

i saw amango it splootered

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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