How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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