Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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