- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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