Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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