- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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