Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Your mums a potato

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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