- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Ross.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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