'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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What do you call a black man? A person

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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