what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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