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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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