- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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