What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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