- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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