- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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