- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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