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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

So a bar walks into a man...

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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