- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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