Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Massie is a fatass

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

what's funny about war? nothing!

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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