- Anti Joke

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.