qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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