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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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