What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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