- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Knock Knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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