What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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