- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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