What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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