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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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