- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

In soviet Russia...things are different

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

A gay man watches football.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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