Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

i saw amango it splootered

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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