- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Allah walked into AK Bar

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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