- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

God is real.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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