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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Jordan is pregant

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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