hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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like if your cool

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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