An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

thumb_up thumb_down -13

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A lot eh?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

thumb_up thumb_down -13

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Poker? I barely even know her.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not quite sure, but I just realized that my new pair of boxer briefs has ripped along the seam. Oh, and earlier this morning, I stubbed my toe pretty bad. The nail is all purple and the toe is all swollen, it was bleeding profusely until I put three bandages over the wound. It's still throbbing with pain. Oh, and also, a few months ago, I lost my job. It wasn't because I was constantly late or anything, it was more because as a server, I had been required to lift trays and stand and walk for the entirety of my shift. The only problem is, that about a year ago, I was involved in a serious car accident (once again, an occurrence that had not been due to my own actions). This car accident severed my spine in the L5 region. I can now barely walk for long periods of time, I find it impossible to run, I can no longer play sports and enjoy being a 21 year old male. I am in constant pain and it affects my breathing, my legs, the rest of my back, and also my teeth (due to the neurological connections dealing with the spinal cord). I am now currently looking for a new job, a more suitable job, to help sustain my hectic lifestyle. No, it is not a lifestyle of parties and what not, it is merely the lifestyle of living under roof and owning a used car. I have an alcoholic mother and my childhood was devoid a father. I raised myself, and to this day, I still have no family to help me through my financial struggles. I need nearly 2000 dollars in less than a week in order to pay all my bills, have my car fixed, and eat for another month. The only problem is, I have a dollar and 58 cents to my name. I wish I was this chicken, crossing roads, and what not, not just to get to the other side, but to live a better life. But, one can only wish.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops