- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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