- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Knock knock Fuck off!

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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