One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

womens rights.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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