- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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