Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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