My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...