- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What's stupid a light bulb.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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