- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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