why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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