- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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