- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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