What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Cripples are lame.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

The american education system.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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