What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

A man did not like this site

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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