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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

A woman walks into a bar.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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