- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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