- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Hello.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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