- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

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