- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Yellow People !!

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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