Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

A man did not like this site

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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