Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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