What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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