- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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