Cripples are lame.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Anti Joke

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