why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

i saw amango it splootered

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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