I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Knock knock. Its open.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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