Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Get on the boat.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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