- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Women's Rights

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Women outside of the kitchen.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Dwarf Shortage

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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