How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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