- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Women's rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

i wonder who made this website? a human

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Boxing on Boxing Day

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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