- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

We found a cure for cancer. Death

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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