why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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