Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Knock Knock.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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The american education system.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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