Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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