A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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