- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Knock Knock? Come in.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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