- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

A dancer walks into a barre

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What's better than a stick? A stone

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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