What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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