What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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