Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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you will like this because i am black.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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