how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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