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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

. . I am a whale

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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