- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

womens rights.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

God is real.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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