How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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womens rights.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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