A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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