a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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a man checks his mypsace

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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