- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

i'm hard

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why did the dog die? He was old

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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