- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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