Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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My cat just died.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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