What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Jesus Christ

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Anti Joke

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