- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Brain fart

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

outside your comfort zone

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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