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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

roses are red poo is poo

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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