A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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