Your big dick.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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My cat just died.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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