Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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