A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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