- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

homosexual rights to marriage

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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