What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Anti Joke

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