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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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