- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pain Olympics.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

womans rights...

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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