- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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