- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Yellow People !!

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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