- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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