Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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