- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Your big dick.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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