We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Feminism

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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