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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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