A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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