A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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