- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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