If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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