So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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