Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Jovan

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Anti Joke

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