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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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