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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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