- Anti Joke

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

a person who will soon die of beeties

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.