As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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