- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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