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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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