Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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