Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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